By now you may know that we built two Subarus, and along the way developed a love/hate relationship with the Subaru EJ Motor AKA The Boxer Motor. Long story short, after seven engine rebuilds (or eight? idk, I lost count) we made a collection for people that repeatedly choose suffering like we do.

Specs:
Boxer engines may cause suffering
This shirt will not cause any
100% Cotton
Engine rebuild kit sold separately