!function(w,d){if(!w.rdt){var p=w.rdt=function(){p.sendEvent?p.sendEvent.apply(p,arguments):p.callQueue.push(arguments)};p.callQueue=[];var t=d.createElement("script");t.src="https://www.redditstatic.com/ads/pixel.js",t.async=!0;var s=d.getElementsByTagName("script")[0];s.parentNode.insertBefore(t,s)}}(window,document);rdt('init','t2_81ybalti');rdt('track', 'PageVisit');
Shopping Cart
If You’re Not First You’re Second Mug 1
If You’re Not First You’re Second Mug 1

Donut Media Store

If You’re Not First You’re Second Mug

Celebrate P2 with #2.

SPECS
Holds 11oz of Valvoline Advanced Synthetic Motor Oil (don’t drink that)
Pad-printed
Extremely yellow